A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat; naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
 

"I was having a nice, quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a very difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
 

“We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

”That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail, looked at its butt again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours!'"
  

"I don't remember much after that.”

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Don't get upset "GET FIT FOR GOLF"